January 2012
19 posts
you drive like a...egg
pancake, bb map, and chomp. say hello.
long day : git commit :: sex : cigarette
i’ve said it before, but it bears repeating.
an attractive girl at the coffee shop is wearing a blue hoodie, skinny jeans, and a grey shirt (which is EXACTLY what i’m wearing).
how does this keep happening?
js.js →
js.js is a JavaScript interpreter in JavaScript.
yo dawg, i heard u like javascript
December 2011
26 posts
“Do you prefer git rebase or git merge?”
“Should my spec names be...
– roshan
YES. YES TO PRETTY MUCH ALL OF WHAT IS WRITTEN IN THIS ARTICLE.
i can't take a picture of it, but there's a dude...
BRO! MORRISSEY! FIST BUMP BLOW IT UP!
dear girl at the coffee shop wearing a black and...
i, too, am wearing a black and red plaid shirt.
how do you feel about casual sex?
is naomi watts real?
– dan benjamin, after dark #74
huff po: Kevin The Tortoise Has Terrible Depth... →
you guys, my tortoise is in the huffington post. also, people are speculating that he’s part of an amazon viral marketing campaign.
biggest regret in life: in all the years i worked...
i guess i'm the only person who thinks this is...
haley (on the phone): "yeah, i just installed lion. they had leopard, then snow leopard, and lion is the latest."
jonathan: "until snow lion comes out."
simple vs. simplistic →
simple means ‘plain, uncomplicated’; simplistic means ‘characterized by a forced, unwarranted simplicity’
i see far too many people confusing these words, especially web developers talking about new jQuery plugins or minimal web site designs.
i don’t want to be “grammar police guy,” but i think it’s pretty funny when people sing the praises of...
R.I.P. Wimgo: 2008-2011 →
“What is Wimgo? The answer proved to be as slippery as a wet fish and almost as popular.”
i used to work on this site (despite the fact that i never wanted to touch it, but whatever). i made fun of it a lot and didn’t tell a whole bunch of people that i worked on it. i quit last spring because, well, pretty much all the developers quit and it looked like they’d be...
i think i want to start doing doing drugs, but i'm...
i think “gateway drugs” (sp?) sounds like a good place to start, but i don’t really know.
November 2011
19 posts
do you guys ever have dreams where you have, like,...
last night i dreamt that i had 3 horses and 2 lions. surprisingly, the lions were not killing any of the horses.
configuring .zshrc profiles on all my web servers
read: never having sex again.
list of math rock groups →
i don’t even know where to start with this…
moneen? dismemberment plan?
whatever, dudes.
サカナクション/『バッハの旋律を夜に聴いたせいです。』
…DAAAAAAMN