oh fuck yes
oh fuck yes
apparently some tornadoes hit an area near my office yesterday, so all the roads to my office are closed (and nobody told me about it…thanks guys).
so now i’m sitting on the porch at starbucks and this girl in a hyundai pulled into the middle of the parking lot and started playing gucci mane really loud. a guy in a basketball jersey and bright orange shoes exited the passenger door and started dancing.
this lesbian couple out here smoking e-cigs just stared at them.
i, also, stared, but only because i was wondering why someone would put rims on a hyundai.
wednesday night, one of my friends (who’s been somewhat flirty with me in the past) was flirting with me pretty hardcore.
after a while, we went outside to the smoking porch behind grandad’s with some other people. she told me “ok, i think you’re really cute, but i don’t want to fuck you…are you cool with that?”
“yeah, thanks, that’s cool.”
she then started saying things like “i think you’re doing cool things with your life,” “there are a lot of really cool things happening right now in oklahoma city,” “i want to surround myself with awesome people.”
so far, so good.
the conversation progressed: “there’s something big coming,” and “i want to find awesome people who want to be a part of it.”
i stopped her, completely joking around: “it sounds like you’re trying to sell me herbalife. you’re not selling herbalife, are you?”
she got this horrified look on her face and stammered for a second.
“wait, really? are you fucking with me?”
“uhhh……i’m gonna go inside now…i’ll see you later”
then a possum ran onto the porch and two drunk girls started freaking out.
one time i had a fish who died. i was really busy so i just left him sitting at the bottom of his tank for two days. on the third day, when i thought “i should probably clean out that tank,” i went to the tank to see him swimming around, waiting for me to feed him.
LI’L ELOISE TRIES TO EAT A TOMATO
ok it’s official: every turtle i own sucks at eating tomatoes. i mean, she figures it out eventually, but seriously…she’s a year old. bb grl needs to get her shit together.
shit i forgot about this remix. u guiz wanna go 2da club 2nit?
god they’re so rad
did you guys watch legend of the seeker?
that was a pretty cool show.
everything about this song is really nice…especially the drum tones. and that beat on the second verse: ace.